All the lace/and the skin/in the shop Couldn't get you off

The first lingerie-related Super Bowl half time entertainment seems like it was at least a decade ago. So why has this taken so long?

In the tunnels beneath the stadium, the locker room and rituals of the Baltimore Charm -- one of this year's expansion teams in the weird and wonderful Lingerie Football League -- offered a whole new version of pregame festivities.

For one, the players in the locker room are buxom young women wearing little more than René Rofé lingerie (tight-tight boy shorts, fringe-cut sports bras), shoulder pads, garters and small helmets with clear plastic visors across the face.

It's a surprisingly interesting article, more so, as far as I can tell, than the girls. They're actually a bit scary looking.



"Gold Guns Girls," the most popular, catchy, and maybe the best Metric song. I'd intended to use it and the title for Amber's first Etsy column I became aware of but never got around to it.